true self control is waiting until the movie starts to eat your popcorn
why would the movie eat my popcorn
nevermind i get it
(via stupidcooliebhai)
Once you reach your 6th Year in Hogwarts, you start to get used to all the shit.
(Source: weasleyismygingerhairedking, via itwouldappeariwaswrong)
Omg where have you been all my god damn worthless life
(via iwannabeastarshipklainer)
elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey:
Iron Man 3 and The Incredibles parallels - 1/?
disney isn’t even trying anymore
(Source: gwenstacy, via kneading-peetas-bread)
I’m still laughing my ass off at my desktop.
(via kneading-peetas-bread)
It’s kind of ridiculous that you’re expected to get out of bed EVERY day
(Source: grimelords, via apathetic-guy)
in middle school my friend used to give me these huge lemons to eat because they were delicious and one time i was eating one and some idiot told me he’d give me ten bucks to take a huge bite and another kid added five so i got 15 american dollar for doing what i was already doing truly this is the land of opportunity
(via kneading-peetas-bread)
